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[转帖]性欲太高

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[转帖]性欲太高

有位高龄老翁找性科大夫为他解决性欲方面的问题,医生问他:“请问:阁下有什么需要我协助的地方吗?”


“大夫,我的问题是我的性欲太高了。”老翁忧伤地回答。


“怎么可能呢?”医生不大相信而且惊讶他说:“这不是太棒了吗?怎么需要我帮忙呢?”


“我的‘性欲太高’,都集中在脑部,所以才来找你,看有没有办法把它降到两腿之间。”

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沙发,好久没有这种享受了,支持一下

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好久没有这种享受了,支持一下

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还不错的。谢谢楼主分享。

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看完笑后觉的还是很有内含的了,谢谢

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不错啊 !谢谢了哈  !

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好很好看你老了有多强,.

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