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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、我问妈妈:“如果时间倒流,你还会选择嫁给爸爸吗?”

妈妈说道:“还会的!”

我很感动,虽然妈妈经常抱怨爸爸的小毛病,但还是深爱着爸爸的埃

然后妈妈对我说:“你怎么不问问,如果时间倒流,我还会生你吗?”

2、接到老妈深夜来电“你弟两口子吵架了!快给你弟媳妇儿打电话劝劝……”

“妈,这种事还是假装不知道的好吧?人家小两口自己会解决的……”

“好!等你们两口子吵架的时候我也假装不知道! ”

3、一大龄男青年,一直找不到女朋友!

这天他父母和他说:儿啊,这样不行啊,要不你就去民政局门口那蹲着等离婚的吧!
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