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年轻的将军

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年轻的将军

有一位年轻的将军被分发到边疆地带的军营去镇守,到任的第一天就看到两个兵为了一只骆驼在打架,将军便问师爷那两个兵为什么要打架?
师爷答道:『启秉将军,本营四周都是沙漠且营中全是男人,那只骆驼是士兵们解决性欲的唯一工具。』
将军听了大怒,就命令师爷把骆驼关起来,没有将军的命令谁也不许开门。
一天晚上,将军欲火难耐,便偷偷地去找师爷要他把关骆驼的门打开,将军进去后抓着骆驼就开始办事,师爷在一旁看得目瞪口呆?!
办完事后将军一手拉着裤子,很得意地问师爷:『怎么样!比起那些兵来,本将军表现如何?』
师爷答道:『将军果然不同凡响,不过那些兵都是骑着骆驼去找女人。』

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谢谢楼主的发贴一下吧.谢谢了!

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哈哈,,,好愚的将军

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