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[短篇] 键盘都结巴了是什么鬼

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键盘都结巴了是什么鬼

1、我对网上认识的一个妹子说:“在在在喜喜欢的人人人的面面前,我说说话会结结巴”
   她回:“你装B啊,聊QQ而已,你键盘也会结巴?”

2、有一天,父亲对儿子说你会不会做考试的题呀儿子说,有一道题不会做,3乘7,那你最后填的设么呀,管他三七二一,填了个24上去。

3、坐过许多次长途巴士,印象最深的一件事是出发时, 邻座的女孩与窗外送行的男友挥泪告别, 发车时还大喊了一声:“爱你!记得想我!” 趴在窗上哭成泪人,等到目的地下车后,又一溜烟狂奔到车      下,钻入另一个男友怀抱,抬头萌萌地说:“旅游玩得可开心了。”
   姑娘,不做演员可惜了啊!

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